googlenesia

The insatiable desire to google something without access to a computer followed by a total lack of recollection of whatever is was that had you so bent out of shape while sitting in front of the computer later.

Oh man, I'm having the worst googlenesia right now. What the hell was I drawing a blank on while I was on the bus, it was driving me crazy!

by loco moto June 21, 2008

Googlenesia

When someone is in your personal space and doesn't leave while your trying to google something. Then you get frustrated and forget

I was sitting at a bar working on my laptop when some old lady came up and tried to hit on me. I was about to google something cool, but got googlenesia because she was in my personal space.

by Clavenson June 6, 2018

Googlepeting

When you and someone equally lame with the same name, compete at getting your name out there, specifically on Google.

Man, now every time I Google my name, this other fool with the same name pops up on the first 3 searches before mine. That f's up my internet cred by like 70%. This Googlepeting is kicking my ass.

by Alex Mott March 2, 2008

Googlemeister

Mankind's truest and most superior form. A man so powerful, not one soul would dare inform the authorities of his location.

Damn, y'all really called the cops on the googlemeister huh?

by thegooglemeister November 23, 2020

googlenism

To be it become it

GooglenismWhen artificial intelligence and human brains linkup

by noSkool February 7, 2017

googleless

The state of being without Google; Google server unavaliable.

Google's servers had better not ever shut down - I don't think I could handle being Googleless.

by Emeril Fabler May 25, 2006

googlefest

when you've heard something interesting but don't know a lot about it , you go to google, look it up, and continuously search until you are satisfied (usually the subject will not help you at all later in life) ... this is what is called a googlefest (googlefest is a copyrighted word by Roxanne Harvey 2006)

Man, yesterday i was watchin i love the 80s and there was so many cool googlefest worthy stuff... im rushing 2 my computer as soon as i get home... i seriously need to surpress my googlefesting urges right away!... i have 50 things!!!!!... freezy freakies are the shit

by *~Roxanne~* September 3, 2006