Why is my phone so slow? Friggin Googletards don't know how to code anything useful.
"Mommy can i have some more cheezy poofs?" said the Googletard as he played with his pebble watch while watching anime
"Mommy can i have some more cheezy poofs?" said the Googletard as he played with his pebble watch while watching anime
by noneyo June 12, 2015
Get the Googletard mug.When you realise that "Googling" or having being "googled" or that your friends spend their quiet time "googling" instead of smoking crack or watching Anacronym TV series eg. OC, CSI, CIS etc... and immediately fall into the quiet despair of our collective future.
I am googlefied that my tranny friends weren't out clubbing last night and instead were home googling for my online dating profile - pervs!!!
by Lackofparentalsupervision April 21, 2005
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A Google Bird Hunt is an event where you gather up in a group of 5 to 10 people in order to hunt blue, red, yellow or green birds, representing the colors of the popular technology company Google. Whoever gets the most birds wins.
To enter a Google Bird Hunt, you mustn't have a microfilm in your heart. If you are caught having one, your access to the Google Bird Hunt will be suspended.
To enter a Google Bird Hunt, you mustn't have a microfilm in your heart. If you are caught having one, your access to the Google Bird Hunt will be suspended.
Person 1: "Your access to this Google bird hunt has been suspended due to a microfilm found in your heart."
Person 2: "What does this knowledge come from"
Person 2: "What does this knowledge come from"
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Get the Google Bird Hunt mug.The act of hating on people who fight back and smear your name so badly that you become red-flagged across the internet and can't create accounts on various websites due to the bad reputation the original hater has now accumulated.
by Dataghost January 6, 2011
Get the Googlecide mug.n. A person who can't find things on Google. They're unable to understand the concept of keywords and generalization, and can spend hours searching for something on Google that a normal person can find inside a few minutes.
Maria: "I'm trying to write a paper on the presidential race and I can't find anything about it on Google."
Cindy: "Huh? That's inconceivable."
Maria: "I've been searching for an hour."
Cindy: "What are you searching for?"
Maria: "I put in WHO WILL WIN THE RACE NEXT YEAR?"
Cindy: "You're such a googletard. Search for 'presidential race 2008'."
Maria: "Oh. This thing is so hard."
Cindy: "Huh? That's inconceivable."
Maria: "I've been searching for an hour."
Cindy: "What are you searching for?"
Maria: "I put in WHO WILL WIN THE RACE NEXT YEAR?"
Cindy: "You're such a googletard. Search for 'presidential race 2008'."
Maria: "Oh. This thing is so hard."
by ClimbingTheLog February 6, 2008
Get the googletard mug.The act of searching the internet for information for the purpose of wining an argument.
Punching some on with words in a conversation.
Punching some on with words in a conversation.
James Earl Jones: " Hey Mike Vic what are you doing? "
Mike Vic: " Robert Redford thinks cats breed faster than rabbits, and im looking it up on the internet so i can prove him wrong. "
James Earl Jones " Why would you Googlebipp the man like that? "
Mike Vic: " Robert Redford thinks cats breed faster than rabbits, and im looking it up on the internet so i can prove him wrong. "
James Earl Jones " Why would you Googlebipp the man like that? "
by Snakonaplane August 27, 2009
Get the Googlebipp mug.When you are checking out locations on Google Street and you see yourself or someone you recognize outside a building.
1. OMG!! That is totally you standing in front of Starbucks. You are a googlebrity.
2. Wow, Bob was mowing his lawn when the google street team took his picture. He is a googlebrity.
2. Wow, Bob was mowing his lawn when the google street team took his picture. He is a googlebrity.
by Jamtober October 8, 2009
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