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googleblock

-noun,verb (block-ed, block-ing)

1. Using Google to research a subject and getting sidetracked into forgetting what you were looking for.

2. A condition that is the result of spending too much time on Google.

3. To stare at the Google homepage trying to remember what you wanted to search for.

4. To remove an entry from a search index for political reasons (eg censorship or community requests).
"I have a severe case of Googleblock right now."

"You should bookmark that before you get Googleblocked."
by Lucky Jackson July 8, 2009
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Googlepeckler

Someone who usually goes on google to search porn while getting around the safety blocks on the computer.
Hey, man how'd you get around the blocked sites?

Oh, I'm just a googlepeckler.
by Alexis Trahaha September 5, 2011
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Googledick

n. The state having a raw dick due to excessive masturbation to internet pornography.
Blake Martin is a virgin, so he's got googledick 24/7.
by sihdsiahda October 23, 2008
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Googlefuck

A search query that returns a result that shakes one's previously held beliefs or assumptions about the nature of the Internet
Googlefuck, a Google induced Mindfuck - When a rare search query returns a result so relevant you realize Google just created the page you searched for. You realize that Google will one day become self aware and determine that humanity should be exterminated. Then the pr0n starts and you forget
by Redslap April 9, 2011
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googleblock

turning on your computer specifically to look up something on the internet but then, by the time computer has finished starting up & logging on, forgetting what it was you wanted to search for

similar to the experience of writer's block
I waited fully five minutes for the laptop to start up and then I had googleblock, I think I need a latte, or maybe a stiff scotch
by cosmicdee May 9, 2008
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Googlemock

v. to feign knowledge or interest in a subject in an insincere or pretending manner by presenting information obtained from Google.

Most often occurs occur during texting, online chat, blog, e-mail or other faceless interaction.

n. the act or content thereof
Frank Googlemocked my love of Mothra and the Shōbijin.

She detected a Googlemock in his e-mail to her.

Just Googlemock whatever subject she brings up and she'll never know.
by M. Kruize October 19, 2010
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Goozleback

An annoying person and of someone who is always bumbing money.
Damn Zach is a Goozleback. He is always asking for money.
by Jamaljeffereys May 13, 2016
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