Googletarianism

A form of government in the near future that will achieve total control through use of Facebook and Google. Rather than using terror and secret police like past Totalitarian States, the Googletarian regime will predict our wants and thereby preempt all individual decision-making.

Michal shut down his Facebook account, because he feared the onset of creeping Googletarianism.

by Michal_Zap January 12, 2013

Googletrolling

When you see a Social Media comment or conversation about a subject unfamiliar to you, so you quickly put the keywords into Google so you seem far more intelligent about your opinion when you reply.

Googletrolling.
"I didn't know who Zeus was, so I opened a new window and Googletrolled him."

by DetroitLew November 3, 2015

Googlers

Googlers (goo-guh-lurs) noun. The magnification reading glasses nerds wear in order to see their cellphone screens while googling.

John can I borrow your googlers for a second so I can google that.

by Dragonlady58 January 30, 2021

Googler

An employee working at Google. Employee benefits include free massages, gourmet food, no set working hours, constant talks from presidential candidates and tons of other famous people, and really high salary.

"Welcome to Google, the land of bunnies and rainbows!" -a typical Googler

by Swami Mehadevan June 11, 2008

Dick Googler

One who uses google image results to fetch pictures of penis(es) for enjoyment. Generally erect in nature, but cases of flaccid dick googling has been cited.

"Kevin is such a dick googler, his internet history is chock full of cocks."

by HottieNanako May 10, 2010

Googleable

Something that is able to be found on google.

Hey, do you think this problem is googleable?

by Kevinthdinosaur October 5, 2010

googleproof

A person who is unable to be found by googling their name.

I was trying to find out how to email "John Smith" but he is absolutely googleproof.

by David Bright Morning December 31, 2008