goochys

synonym for pets, derived from the expression "goochy goochy goo" when sb. pet/stroke pets.

My cute goochys

by PaulStiller April 26, 2010

Goochy

Something which is extremely stupid,shitty, or halarious.

That retard looks goochy as hell.
That vw beetle looks goochy.
That guy is so fucking goochy.

by GoochGoblin July 11, 2006

Goochy

A synonym for good, and a fun word to say.

That's pretty goochy man.

by PsychoticWalrus January 2, 2017

Goochie

Adjective: Cute, or baby-like.

Verb: To pet an animal by starting at its forehead and moving backwards toward the middle of the back, making sure to squeeze its ears together on the way back. Mostly applying to long eared animals such as bunnies, chinchillas, or dogs.

example 1.
Cassi: Oh. My. Gosh. Mia is SO GOOOOOCHIE!!
Tommy: I know!! She is the goochiest thing ever!!

example 2.

Johnny: I goochied the goochiest chinchilla ever today! But I don't think it liked it, it obviously wasn't goochied much as a baby

Mischga: Some chinchilla owners just don't spend the time goochieing their chinchillas when they are babies.. It's a shame every chinchilla can't enjoy a goochieing..

by johnnyrocket7070 March 15, 2010

Goochy Goochy Hole

Either the Ass, Vajay jay or simply inbetweeen depending on your preference, mood, career and sexual motivation.

Oh my gawww, there was like, this one time? In band camp? Where Mr Klianthus stuck his Trombone so far up my puss puss, and then my Goochy Goochy hole, that I friggin came bucket loads and shaaaaa. Just like thaaaaa.

by SexualKnowledgeEncyclopedia November 20, 2013

goochy

same meaning as gooch only for a woman; the spot between a womans vagina and asswhole.

Her goochy was all sweaty!

by cheese man123 August 24, 2005

GOOCHIES!

the process of thrusting your fingers into one other's ribs or side and yelling GOOCHIES!

"GOOCHIES!"

"Aw man, not the Goochies..."

by The Goochie King July 20, 2009