Goofdicker

A crazy man who likes big titties, rumple shots, weed and dancing by himself.

A doctor who is somehow poor. A man who calls normal people crazy despite him being extremely crazy himself. A man who plays pool but never gambles. A man who “accidentally” puts it in the wrong hole.

A man who never apologizes or owns up to his mistakes but just says “whoops” instead.

Look at that goofdicker dancing by himself on stage. I heard his girlfriend is pissed at him again.

by goofdicker December 18, 2023

boobydick

n ; someone who is intentionally dumb for attention or ragebait

v ; to be dumb on purpose for the intention of being funny/to ragebait

1.) n Kyle: “Man, that guy from the other section was being such a boobydick."

2) v Francine: “Are you seriously attempting to boobydick right now? Because if you are, it's not working. Jackass."

by kumicakes August 9, 2025