Hardcore Gonaherpatitasyphilaids

When you have so many STDs, you don't even know what to call it

damn, that hooker over there has hardcore gonaherpatitasyphilaids!

by erica van housen March 30, 2010

Gonoherpesyphilaids

(Gono-Herpa-Syphil-AIDs)
1. A combination of Gonorrhea Herpes Syphilis and AIDs
2. A combination of all STDs
3. What you will contract from a dirty, dirty whore

ex 1. : If you bone that bitch you'll get Gonoherpesyphilaids
ex 2. : That skuts got Gonoherpesyphilaids

by hahaRyanG August 8, 2006

goocher

Freaky /creepy shit happens, but not necessarily a bad or negative thing..

When singing or humming a song, and then turning on the radio to find that very song playing.. Classic Goocher

Picking up the phone to call someone, only to have them call you before you even have a chance to dial.. Definitely a Goocher

E-mailing someone only to recieve an e-mail from them on the same subject seconds before you send yours... Now that's a Goocher

Was also quoted in "Stand by Me"

by Marc Lamanna January 5, 2005

gonaherpasyphilis

Commonly refered to as the triple whammy, consiting of herpes, gonareaha, and syphilis. One should cut ones dick off immediately upon receiving this STD.

I gave clarise the white dragon, and now my dick has turned black from gonaherpasyphilis.

by pinto partier November 10, 2008

Gonoherpesyphilaids

The worst of all Sexually transmitted diseases. This is a combination of Gonorrhea, Herpes, Syphilis and Aids. It is transmitted by sexual contact, spit, toe jam, dingleberries, nose hairs and rubbing nipples together. Most people catch it from sexual contact with an infected partner or unprotected sex with a gopher tortise. The only cure is to analy penetrate a female virgin goat from the Himalayas.

I go my whole life being carefull. One night I get drunk and Fuck 1 Gopher Tortise and BAM.....I got Gonoherpesyphilaids...Where the hell am I gonna get enough money for a plane ticket to the Himalayas?

by Antjaw September 16, 2004

GonaHerpaCyphillAids

what you catch when you sleep with some nasty crack whore with a wide-on

"yo i slept with that crack whore last night to stop from getting blue balls bitch gave me GonaHerpaCyphillAids now my dicks got the dripp"
"I bet you wish you still had blue balls"

by clinic worker March 10, 2009

gonaherpasyphilaides

every damn std there is...damn nasty. makes ur nuts swell, your pussy to drip icky goo. you might wanna see a doctor.

damn she is a nasty whore, she has gonaherpasyphilaides.

by nicolemarie12345 February 10, 2007