Gong

Descriptor of poor quality performance derived from the popular 70's gameshow 'The Gong Show' where amateur acts which were deemed unworthy were 'gonged' and the performers would leave the stage in a funk of disappointment & shattered dreams.

A 1970's version of 'being voted off the island'

John: Man, that movie sucked! The acting was pathetic at best!
Fred: That shit should have been gonged!

by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 6, 2005

gong

to have loud sex with

Max- Dude, I totally gonged Sam last night with my greg.
Patrick- That's fuckin' gay Max.

by BazookaGod May 15, 2010

gonged

Being part of a gongshow.

Clutch-"man we getting loaded tongiht"
nate-"man we are getting gonged"

by t.g. April 13, 2005

gong

Just had sex. In reference to the sex gongs Turk and JD had purchased(Scrubs).

Room-mate 1: "Gong!"
Room-mate 2: "Oh yeah, who was it?"

by MSOEIceman July 6, 2011

gong

To hit your partner with the side of your penis, with a fast, strong motion. Can be used on vaginas or asses.

Steve: I gonged your girlfriend last night
Greg: Not cool dude.

by trolface6699 August 2, 2012

gong

Glass on Glass, describes a bong to smoke marijuana, It is made entirely of glass. The tube is glass, stem is glass, and bowl is glass. Some of the best bongs made are gongs.

Dude lets hit that gong and get high as a mother fucker!

by lihkin January 7, 2006

Gong

v-t. To hit a girl's head off the headboard during sex.

I had to buy a new headboard because Sally gonged her head so hard on it.

by Pwah June 21, 2010