gomey

A fool or eejit. A complete tool

Dat fella's an awful gomey

by Alan O'Gorman December 16, 2006

gomertard

A fan of the Indy Racing League.

He's not a fan of Tristan Gommendy, therefore he's a gomertard.

by Julian St. Jox October 22, 2007

gomer

Medical slang for a patient who "has lost--often through age--what goes into being a human being" (quote from Samuel Shem's "The House Of God"). Typically an old demented noncommunicative patient. Stands for "Get Out Of My Emergency Room".

I wish that gomer in room 3820 would stop moaning.

by Dr. Joe August 10, 2004

gomerAmerica

Term used by the East Coast Blue State Liberal Elite to describe Middle (or "Red State") America, which they view as consisting solely of Bible-thumping, gun-toting uneducated gaptoothed yokels who all drive their pickup trucks to Wal-Mart.

Please note the correct spelling...lowercase g, capital A.

"Well Dan, it looks like gomerAmerica has handed President Bush a mandate for a second term. Clearly, the Democratic agenda of abortions and gay marriages for everyone didn't resonate with them."

by ilk December 17, 2004

Gomer

An overly tall, hunched over Doofis. A Dork. Socially awkward, too tall Imbecile.

Here comes a real Gomer, 6 foot 4, and Dumb as a Stump.

by Rory O'Doul October 1, 2018

Gometry

Math lernt by the hicks.

"I lernt gometry on ther weekend! Now ya'll gonne be able tur do yer taxes! Eyem edjumacated"

by ReZeroX November 18, 2003

gomer jugmaker

A gomer who, while recklessly driving a beater, cowboy cadillac, or pig wheel almost kills you and therefore scares you so much that you'd drink an entire jug of his moonshine to calm down.

That damned gomer jugmaker ran me completely off the road!

by '52 Broadcaster September 26, 2006