Noun.
1. m. Character found in the book 'Lord of the Rings' Smeagol.
2. f. Woman obsessed by desire to get a ring on her finger to the point of self-debasement and self-loathing.
3. m. Male who guides a hobbit into the Land of Mordor and thence into the Crack of Doom.
4. mf. Sexual partner intent on slipping their finger into your precious ring.
1. m. Character found in the book 'Lord of the Rings' Smeagol.
2. f. Woman obsessed by desire to get a ring on her finger to the point of self-debasement and self-loathing.
3. m. Male who guides a hobbit into the Land of Mordor and thence into the Crack of Doom.
4. mf. Sexual partner intent on slipping their finger into your precious ring.
"Blimey, that bird I had last night was a right Gollum. She must be medically trained, checking my prostrate out like that."
by Cheesewhiff January 20, 2006
Get the Gollum mug.A villain in J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings. He is after The Preciousss. Has double personalities--Gollum, the evil one, and Smeagol, the good one. Ate Frodo's finger.
by Nyanko February 5, 2004
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1. An acceptable replacement to any curse word. Used to express distress, uncomfort, or displeasure.
2. May also be used with crossed eyes and abnormal noises to scare you children.
2. May also be used with crossed eyes and abnormal noises to scare you children.
When Blaire saw her ex-boyfriend in the mall, she quickly moved to the other side and muttered "Gollum!" under her breath.
While standing in line at DisneyWorld, Claire passed the time by golluming at young children. They would run away in fear
While standing in line at DisneyWorld, Claire passed the time by golluming at young children. They would run away in fear
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by egypo September 18, 2003
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Get the Gollum mug.Used as a insult to anyone who is under average height, with facial features resembling Lord of the Ring's character Gollum.
by ThePrecious January 25, 2010
Get the Gollum mug.To stick you finger up you partners bum hole i.e ring while whispering my prescious in there ear or if the mood takes you making a wierd coughin noise like ccoollluuummm!!
Did you hear last night I shagged adam and surprised him by fingering his arse he was fine with that but not very happy when i coughed gollum in his eye!!!
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