goldfinger

When you use toilet paper that is too thin and your finger unfortunately breaks the paper, resulting in a golden deposit on your finger.

Kev's had the hump all day after getting goldfinger in the toilet earlier. His finger stinks!

by Tain London April 24, 2008

Goldfinger

The act in which a Twinkie is used as a battering ram the prime and penetrate the great gold gates that is your partners asshole.

I was really into this girl until she pulled out a box of Twinkies and gave me a Goldfinger

by Yugi M. November 9, 2018

Goldfinger

When a man penetrates a woman's vagina with his finger.

Dude, I'd love to give Mary Liz a good Goldfinger!

by Jake v May 31, 2007

goldenfingers

In regards to male urinals, the result of pissing too close to the porceline urinal that you get pee on your hands and fingers. The "goldenfingers" is caused by the splash of the urine against the urinal.

This can also be attributed to peeing in a urinal that is too high in relation to the position of the person's crotch.

I chose the lower positioned urinal in order to avoid getting goldenfingers.

I wish they had a pee-trough rather than these urinals so I wouldn't always get goldenfingers.

by El Coolito December 3, 2009

goldminger

a.k.a. coalminer, related to delving and labouring in a black pit of dispair, seaching for gold but coming up only with black lung.

by SootDust October 8, 2003

Goldfinger

When a girl urinates on your finger and then you finger fuck her with that finger.

Dude, I fuckin' Goldfingered that chick! It was SICK

by The Real James Bond June 2, 2010

goldfinger

when a person stimulates another person by sticking a finger up the rectum, and when he/she pulls out, its covered in chocolate suprise...yay...see "midas touch"

Throughout their honeymoon, the Johnsons got goldfingers cause Henry couldn't find his Viagra.

by Farhanizzle November 16, 2006