Golluming

1. The sport or activity of being Gollum.

"I enjoy golluming in rivers at the weekend"
"I gave him such a golluming on Sunday that he couldn't comfortably sit down, raise his left arm or cough."

by skivemonkey January 17, 2014

Golluming

When a guy crouches over a girl so she can lick his asshole while he wanks off.

I was so embarrassed after golluming my girlfriend last night, came on her toes.

by Gollumqueen2023 July 5, 2023

Golluming

Walking around hunched over. Saying "my precious" and hanging around dark locations like under bridges / in caves or alleys.

Retard: Did you hear about the new viral fad, batmanning?

BadAss: Batmanning is so 10 minutes ago. I'm golluming...my precious

by Tryingtogetfamous September 17, 2011

Goldblumin'

Your skin when it starts peeling from a sunburn resembling Jeff Goldblum from the 1986 movie "The Fly"

God I wish I would have wore sun screen last week I'm Goldblumin' bad

by benisntfunny May 30, 2010

goldblumming

When a video game crashes/freezes/gameplay becomes jittery.
Taken from the 1st helicopter scene in jurassic park when jeff goldblum laughs and people like to rewind it and play it over many times because it sounds funny- and so the tape gets warn out and lines come across it and stuff.

'cant be arsed to play any more of this, sonic is goldblumming like a bitch!'

'f**kin goldblumstation 3'

'this is the goldblummiest game i've ever played! check this out i'm in goldblum world here'

by Ben Carr May 29, 2007

Golluming

To yearn for or pine over something or someone.

To desire some thing strongly is to Gollum over it.

They loved the look of their cocktails, they were really golluming over them.

by theshizzolator February 12, 2023