Kevlar Neck Gaiter

A metaphorical badge of loyalty usually referenced as an item of travel gear when visiting a good friend in a tight spot.

“I’m visiting my buddy in the Army next week but he’s stationed at a pretty wild post, you know, murders, kidnappings, war brides, that kind of thing; so, I’ll definitely be packing my Kevlar neck gaiter.”
“Jesus, where’s he stationed, Fallujah?”
“Nah, Fort Bragg.”

by Tin Hat Kippah December 9, 2020

Goated

Goated is another way of saying someone's a G.O.A.T, which means Greatest Of All Time.

Person 1: dude, you're goated
person 2: thanks bro

by Pyroshank September 22, 2019

Goit

A simple-minded...... DUMBASS.
Commonly found of space crafts 3 million years in the future.

"Lister, You complete and utter goit!"

by LuM January 19, 2004

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by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 17, 2020

Milwaukee goiter

An exceeding large belly resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer over an extended period of time.

My dad used to drink a case of beer a day and by the time he was 50 he had a huge Milwaukee goiter.

by Legendary D June 21, 2009

neck gaiter

1. article of clothing worn about the neck for warmth
2. Thing urbandictionary wants you to buy along with a mug

Mike, 10 years old: What does "sex" mean?
Urbandictionary: sexual intercourse, by the way, Do you want a neck gaiter and mug of the word Sex to your dying beloved grandma named vanessa?

by mexicantoilet February 5, 2021

neck gaiter

The new thing that UD wants u to get

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Me: No.

by SomeAsianGuyWannabe April 26, 2020