Going Brown

To fuck someone in the ass.

Jane is on her rag so I guess I'll be going brown tonight with her

by R.B.Q. January 9, 2003

going for a brown

leaving the room to empty your bowels

Hey mum, shut the fuck up about the lybian crisis, I'm going for a brown over here!

by buttface the 3rd October 14, 2011

Don't make me go Chris Brown on you...

a playful threat of domestic violence

Girlfriend: Babe, will you rub my feet?

Boyfriend: No, stop asking me, bitch! Don't make me go Chris Brown on you...

by LRSisawesome November 21, 2011

Merry Go Brown

To gather a group of people (preferably friends) with horse masks, then duct tape all of them to a ceiling fan.(They must have their ass facing the ground) Whilst on the fan, they must proceed to defecate onto a female (or male) body.

Tim: Hey David, have you herd?
David: What? About Chris's Merry Go Brown party?
Tim: Yeah, I herd tonight it's Erica turn.
David: Finally! I got to go pick up my mask from the cleaners.

by FancyKrip September 6, 2013

Going Brown Town

Reverse-Blumkin, Doing oral on a girl while she's doing #2

We had chinese then she let me perform Going Brown Town with her.

by aduine February 2, 2018

when the red is over the pink, go for the brown

When a woman is menstruating, opt for anal intercourse with her.

Kevin: Daddy, as you are always beating me at snooker, you got any advice for me?
John: Yes son, when the red is over the pink, go for the brown.

by Dunky Oggins December 21, 2003

waiting for the fan to go brown

The intervening period of time between taking a potentially disastrous course of action and the manifestation of the consequences.

From the phrase 'the shit hit the fan".

Having given all his company's products away for free just to say that sales had been achieved, Ben stood back while waiting for the fan to go brown.

by vxrandall March 24, 2023