goff

How retards wearing burbury pronounce "goth"

"eh hes wearin jeans...GOFF!"

by mike December 29, 2003

goff

How moronic chavs say "goth" as they are unable to pronounce the "th"

Hey you goff! I'm gonna knock you spark out!

by Jon April 03, 2005

goff

The term used by chavs, and neds to describe basically anyone who isn't a clone of them, anyone who dresses different to them, anyone who listens to different music than them. By calling people a "goff" and trying to offend them, the only thing that they prove is how stupid they are, by clearly not knowing what an actual Goth is.

"HawHawHawww ya pyooor bas.. that lassie is like pure wearin goff shoes"

:/

They use the term "goff shoes" for converse,vans,DCs, basically anything which isn't one of their favouritised makes, e.g. Adidas,nike,lacoste.
Atleast "Goffs" have better shoe taste.

by [Dani] February 22, 2008

goff

1. Wrong pronounciation of "goth"
2. Word used to describe Miles Wu by spoilt Winchester College public school boys

1. Goff is is a shpakin pronounciation
2. Miles Wu is a Pu

by Kurt von Krab March 13, 2004

Goff

A Derogetory term for someone who doesn't not wear a tracksuit.

''Ey Stevo, look at that Goff Dick'ed Over there''

''ooh im wearin jeans n t-shirt.. im like proper goff today me''

by Monkehhhh April 29, 2006

goff

Someone wearing black clothes and/or eyeliner.

Chav: Hey, look at that girl! She's wearing a black shirt! GOFF!!!

by Lace April 25, 2004

Goff

A word used to describe people who think they are gothic. Often just silly little children trying to rebel against something. These losers may also convince themselves they are vampires and need blood.

"OMG, Im so gothic, i wear nu-rocks and hate my parents and want to die while listening to The Rasmus, no-one understands me, boohoo"

"I need blood NOW and if you dont believe me its just cos you don't understand. Nobody understands"

by evilbint April 12, 2005