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gottschalk

An adjective meaning dull-witted, sexually repressed, and generally ignorant on all topics who points excessively.
Usually pertaining to an overweight person.
That woman is such a gottschalk, she pointed at me and asked me to elaborate on the sexual symbolism in Sesame Street.
by Transcendentalist January 27, 2008
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Ellie Gottschalk

An annoying piece of shit who repels normal people because she is hyperactive and immature. Sane people find her torture to be around and would like her to die in the pits of hell. Her friend group is every bit as obnoxious and repulsive as herself and she has no life. She is also the ugliest person in the Galaxy and has an effect on humans similar to medusa. She's also short lmfao.
Oh my god I fucking hate Ellie Gottschalk she's so goddamn annoying
by yeet6669420 June 12, 2019
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goetschel

a state of being in which one physically cannot stop pleasuring themselves because they keep thinking about how pathetic and sad their life actually is
aw man i was goetschel the other day cause i just realized my girlfriend is gona break up with me cause i hookup up with tons of freshman and took advantage of them
by revenge101101101101 January 7, 2010
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gotschewski

gotschewski is a very cool and butiful last name if you meet someone with the last name gotschewski they will be the best friend you will every have
Jack: dude you friend is such a gotschewski.
James: yeah i know
by jamesssssssblazerrrrrrrrrr February 15, 2021
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