Gormone

This is a love hormone (oxytocin) that makes desperate men fall in love with any woman who give them attention.

Jonathan has already bought her a car from only 1 week of dating, he definitely has the Gormone!

by Risteard011 February 9, 2015

Godmonkey

Delusional and indoctrinated worshiper of mythical all powerful supreme being.
Requires only a 2000 year old work of fiction to assert that they KNOW God exists and have all the proof they need.

There was a knock at the door. Upon opening it I saw 2 suits wrapped around a pair of religious nutters. "Oh, no!", I thought. " More Godmonkeys".

by JustThink4Once December 24, 2010

Mingless Gormonger

An Americanized version of the British words "gormless" and "minger". Used to refer to someone who is both ugly and a fool.

Guy 1: "Hey look at that guy. He's a real mingless gormonger."
Guy 2: "Yeah, what stinky idiot."

by Evic Varmori February 11, 2021

Goremons

any member of Al Gore's Reformed Church of Latter Day Climatologists. Goremons always carry copies of a book called "Inconvenient Truth" which they call their Holy Goran.

the Goremons say the polar ice caps will completely melt in 5 years....5 years? Holy Goran! thats soon.

by AlexLifeson February 11, 2010

Gemoness

The fine art of being able to pull off being both goth AND emo. Whether or not this person is good at it depends on whether or not they truly have Gemoness.

Geo-"Brian thinks he's so cool because of his Gemoness..."
Greg-"Well dude, how many people do you know that actually waste their time to be both goth AND emo???"

by Geo Garcia June 26, 2008

Gormon

A Gormon is a gay Mormon

Is there such a thing as a gay Mormon??? If there is, he would be called a Gormon.

by Jean Ann December 25, 2005

Gonmon

Kick ass artist, and all around lovable and sexy man-beast. Notable for his wonderful Earthbound and Metroid art.

Gonmon has once again set the standard for PWNage.

by Anti September 21, 2003