goatplay

The act or actions towards the what has derived from the kingdom Animalia under the phylum Chordata. This class of mammalia falls under the order of artidoactyla and belongs in the bovidae family. That's right, we're talking about the genus species: Capra hircus. Others may refer to it as the "Domestic Goat"
Any or all of the following:
Rim Jobs
Shockers
Stunners
Hand Jobs
Consumption/Distribution of schmagma
Finger Fucking
Straight up beastality

*usually done by those named or have any genetic relations to those named Peter
**A very common act of those in Illinois

"Look at the little goat over there, it sure don't know I'm ready for some goatplay!"

"HOT DAMN! They just got goatplayed"

"She really smelled funky, almost as if she had some goatplay before she came over"

"Those who voted for Kerry were straight up goatplayers"

by Demattias July 16, 2008

Goatspank

Casual term for an earl fan, driver, or teamowner.

Q:Did you see Gweg Way at the wall mart?

A: Yeah, that Goatspank was surrounded by gomerbillys.

by Joelski September 29, 2003

GOATSLAM

GOATSLAM - moniker/acronym - Greatest Of All Time = Shared Learning, Advanced Mind

He tackled the problem head-on with a GOATSLAM mentality.

by Wayner, Ltd. September 22, 2019

GoatSato

A tiktoker who posts ufc content no sorry Jon Jones content, he does nothing but glaze JJ even shocking others, he also claims he can beat anyone up and used to poost anime content

“So GoatSato uploaded another video of how JJ is the greatest athelete.” “Don’t mind him he’s just glazing Jon Jones again.”

by nonanmestudio January 11, 2025