get laid get paid gatorade

A phrase similar to fuck bitches get money however you get Gatorade after. Commonly said by the Jacksfilms community as he had created the phrase.

Jackfilm's newest YIAY featured a get laid get paid Gatorade comment.

by Some Dude Behind a monitor May 27, 2016

Tankoo The G / Tankoo The Goat

Tankoo The G Is An Upcoming Rapper And Singer From Chicago. Tankoo The Goat Will Be The Best Coming Out Of Chicago. Tankoo The G / Tankoo The Goat / Tank The G / Tank The Goat / The King Of Chicago.

Tankoo The G / Tankoo The Goat

by Tankoo The G May 15, 2022

Goat-Fuckers International

A better name for ISIS, IS, or whatever the hell they're calling themselves now.

Federal Officer: After a brief investigation, we have concluded that the moron whose suicide vest blew up before he left the house had connections with Goat-Fuckers International .

by gfihater March 13, 2016

Gator Posts

As in instigator. Instigating posts made intentionally to piss you off. Not to be confused with trolls and their damn trolling, gator posts are done by someone PRETENDING to be against something. A gator touches a keyboard to push buttons for control of your mind or a thread.

Those "Justin Beiber is gay!" gator posts are from his biggest secret admirers!

by Summerbees February 14, 2012

Goat Simulator

A silly, but awesome game in which you are a goat. The goal is to cause as much destruction and chaos as possible. You can headbutt anything, including people. If you headbutt a gas tank or a car, it will explode and fling you far away. You can also lick objects, which sticks your tongue to them and lets you drag them behind you. The goat has no limits to its strength; you can just walk into a car or something to flip it over or push it to the side. There are several "bugs" left purposely in the game which make it even funnier; for example, when you climb a ladder, your head spins around wildly.

I just played Goat Simulator and now I feel like attaching my tongue to a car and getting pulled at high speed.

by TheOneAndOnlyGoatMan May 18, 2014

You breed with the mouth of a goat

You talk dirty when you have sex.

Originates from the idea of goats whispering lewd things in young women and old men's ears.

Castiel: You breed with the mouth of a goat!
One of the Winchesters: Wut?
Castiel: It's funnier in Enochian.

by Drokhan May 8, 2014

Gatorgrade

Something or someone of exceptionally high quality, most commonly spoken from the mouth of a gator. (See definition for gator- i.e. "best pimp in the game")

Chris: How was banging that chick last night?

Christian: I meannnn, the bitch was gatorgrade. Came 4 times.

by FreshN'Moist June 9, 2013