The Goad

To dance in a trance like manner beating both fists simutaneously in the air to homosexual songs such as --- Everybody dance now

he did the Goad...
I saw him Goading it up

by moomoomoo December 11, 2006

goad

penis.. cock.. wang...pee pee... the one eyed willie... the main vein, even... snake... dork.... ding aling... schlong... tally whacker.... johnso- ... you get the idea! :D

would you like me to enliven your goad?
Dude, she got my goad so hard...
I got skeet all over my goad!

by eTX October 15, 2004

Goaded

Getting "Owned" or "Pwned"

Except without your intention, it's more or less an accidental and unexpected occurrence.

Guy walks down flight of stairs and slips, resulting in him busting his ass the whole way down.

Friend sees this hilarious event happen, and says "Bro, you just got goaded!"

by dj. sonnyv. June 05, 2009

goad

Simply a goats chode.....which would be a fat short wang on a goat

Wow check out that fat goad

by Paul "the goad master" Kempf May 03, 2006

goad

The area between one's ballsack and anus. Synonomous with grundle and taint.

My goad is a swamp right now.

by BBNB23 March 28, 2015

goad

none of the other definitions
there is an upper and a lower goad.

dont be rascist, bolt your goad.

is your upper goad bolted or strapped on?
is your lower goad firm and erect?
can i suck your lower goad?
what colour is your upper goad?
is your goad safety pinned?
my mom likes my goad.

by kea September 05, 2007

goading

the action of tempting another rider to race on the public roads. Usually results in a "Go to Jail" card.

"honest M'lud, Mr X was goading me with his Firestorm at the time"

by JSP May 17, 2004