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Gurdle

A rather selfish presence that goes about its days sabotaging the lives of its innocent unsuspecting so called "friends". The prime objective of a gurdle is to satisfy their own needs and wants in life disregarding whatever or whoever gets in their way.
Often gurdle's pretend and become something their not in order to gain the like of the opposite sex.
Well known for chasing after things that aren't theirs to chase.
OMG that Gurdle girl is such a bitch. What is the point of her. I just don't get her...
by Egg-ween May 8, 2008
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Gurdle

A term used for popping someones day.
Person 1: Barbara is such a gurdle
Person 2: I know she just gurdles my day
by Clifford_XOXO November 5, 2016
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gnurgle

(V) To sheist and/or acquire through sheer will and might, in order to quench one's needs.
Also... (N) one who snurgles hard AF.
Gnurgleton Sr. Was trying to gnurgle a free drink from the Taco Bell employee's by being charismatic and persistent.

Also... Brian was persistent in his attempt to gnurgle a BJ from his boyfriend.
by GnurglesChristJr. November 1, 2017
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gnurple

Unknown substance found while chewing meat or poultry. Could be gristle, ligaments, tendons, cartilage, or connective tissue.
Ugh, that was gross. I just bit into a gnurple!
by LennyDMI November 21, 2021
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