glunk

the stuff in your pants after you have a wet dream.

dude, i had an awsome dream. i found glunk in my pants the next morning.

by torra borra May 18, 2004

glunk

A small found object, usually small pieces of junk metal, gifted as a token of friendship. Often thought of as friendship flair.

As a token of friendship, Bob gave Sarah glunk.

by BandV August 30, 2006

glunk

contaminated weed ,like the stuff thats been sprayed and looks like its not weed

what was that weed like you got yesterday 'it was glunk'

by rob marley October 19, 2008

for glunks and bungles

an adverbial phrase;
a retarded way of saying "for shits and giggles"

Person 1: yeah so i decided to hit up this cute chick from the bar for glunks and bungles and apparently we hit it off well. we're going on a date to White Castle tomorrow.
Person 2: what the fuck? glunks and bungles? are you retarded or drunk?

by twentyfivefish January 26, 2025

Glunk

Someone who is powerful, humble, charming, awesome, cute and loyal

John- “Wow he is so Glunk”

Andrew- “I wish I was as Glunk as they were”

by Cra1Wolfgang May 7, 2025

glunking

the act of slurping pre-workout out of your gymbro’s asscrack and getting a whiff of his natural smelling salts

Brad: “I wanna take my pre bro”
Chris: “I’ll get ready for the glunking”

by gymbro-ology June 13, 2024

Glunk

A slimy substance that still keeps its shape a bit, I.E Gunk, Grime, Goo, Slime, Sludge, Ect..

Person A: Hey dude, you see all that stuff?
Person B: Yeah, That Glunk.

by Vinny:3 October 5, 2023