glueker

Very clingy, needy, sucker of the mother's teet

He is a damn glueker

by Hiya17 December 28, 2016

gluebert

the best of friends sadly there is no glue emoji but its the best thing ever if ur a gluebert

i love you sooooo much gluebert

by crabswabs June 18, 2017

Glucker Schmuckly

Used to describe a blowjob without use of the mouth. Also used to define a fool.

Hey jimmy, my girl gave me a glucker schmuckly last night. Oh you're so lucky!
Steve is such a glucker schmuckly right? Totally.

by zooperpooper June 15, 2022

gluckerhucker

When you stick your finger so far up your butt and your hole starts to contract around it.

Bro my mom caught me do the gluckerhucker I’m fucked!

by TheGreenHamCheeseMonkey April 16, 2023

Rugged Guckert

Action performed during sex. The “jim” lies on his back and is mounted reverse cowgirl by his male/female partner. The “jim” initiates the guckert portion of the act by spitting mucus into the anus of the top mounted party while simultaneously urinating in/in the general direction of the top mounts mouth. The “jim” then begins swirling the mucus in a clockwise motion around the rim of the top mounts anus. The act concludes with the “jim” taking an invisible shit and asking for a cigarette. No one cums and the totality of all these acts are indeed rugged.

If your spitter and your piss bottle are one in the same than you are probably Jim guckert and likely have executed a rugged guckert

by Rugged jim guckert January 1, 2024