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goldstein

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a goldstein refers to basketball, it is the act of attempting a lay-up or dunk only to be rejected by the bottom of the rim.
Phil had a great break away opportunity but he goldsteined it.
by Brian H September 6, 2005
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Free Grobstein

Free Grobstein was a schoolwide campaign in Westfield, New Jersey which demanded the reinstatement of the position of substitute teacher for Howard Grobstein.

Early in the week of Halloween 2018, Grobstein was caught watching pornography on his laptop during a class period, and allegedly displayed the NSFW content from his laptop in front of students with a projector, which got him fired by the WHS administration.

Later in the week, WHS students responded by chanting the line "Free Grobstein" in the hallways, in hopes of getting Grobstein’s job reinstated. On December 20, 2018, a student at WHS launched a GoFundMe campaign with a goal of raising $100,000 to get Grobstein’s job as a substitute teacher reinstated.
WHS Student: Free Grobstein!! Let him finish!
by Ty 722001 April 18, 2022
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Goldstein

Common name for a male Jew. Common traits include:

1. A tremendously small phallus most commonly due to the family cheaping out on the circumcision procedure.

2. Vertically challenged.

3. Disproportionate tendency to not spend money on anything including but not limited to: loved ones.

4. Weed
Goldstein is the cheapest jew I've ever met. He once asked me for gas money to drive 3 blocks. When I refused he left me in the middle of the road.
by Lynch Marshawn November 10, 2022
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Andrew Goldstein

the lead singer of the band The Friday Night Boys. Amazing voice and very attractive. Really the only attractive member of the band and very nice.
girl 1: omg it's andrew goldstein!
girl 2: omgz he's sooo hawtt!
by wtffanna August 14, 2009
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Goldstein

Jewish definition:
1. A person with a Jewish last name
2. A person who has a close relative that is Jewish
3. Someone who is married to someone who is Jewish
___________________
e.g.
Jew 1- What's your last name?
(Bob Greenberg)
Jew 2- Goldstein. Why?
(Sally Goldstein)
Jew 1- *Bahaha* You're Jewish
(Bob Greenberg)
Jew 2- Ya. Why, are you?
(Sally Goldstein)
Jew 1- Yes.
(Bob Greenberg)
Both- *Hahaha*
Both- *high fives*
by xDImajewwholovesasiansxD February 6, 2010
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glousting

When you dress up in 19th century clothing and go paragliding with crutches and huge stilts.
Damn dude, bitches be glousting
by Glousters Anonymous August 23, 2021
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Kolja Goldstein

The Pablo Escobar of Germany. One of the realest gangster rappers in Germany.
All my friends are nervous, because one of my friend, dissolved one of his friends in acid.

- Kolja Goldstein Terminal
by rickybbbb March 30, 2022
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