Glossophobia

A fear of public speaking or performing in front of an audience, more commonly known as stage fright.

Mimi: Meiko, why'd you run away when we were about to do our dance routine?
Meiko: I kind of have glossophobia.
Mimi: Glossiwha?
Meiko: Stage fright.

by SadiShizukoStic May 5, 2017

glossing the front door

Great for people who wants multiple visitors to their front door. Applying a thick coat, as often as needed. Spread evenly for a smooth finish and to cover all crevices.

Claudia spent the weekend glossing the front door.

by The Gentleman Phraser August 7, 2017

glossop

A settlement in the foothills of the Pennines, England - other names include Utopia, Heaven, Paradise.
Though many have attempted to find Glossop, few have succeeded. The lack of any reference on maps has made locating this acclaimed land an arduous task, and many great explorers have failed in their attempts to find it (Columbus himself declared that "Glossop shall never be found, rendering my life incomplete.")
If by chance you should ever find Glossop (and this is unlikely unless you live there) then you will find it to be a place of great intrigue. The ancient gates barr the way to travellers, and the ritual of hanging cow tippers, while not promoted, is allowed to continue in accordance with local by-laws.
Glossop is ruled by General F, of whom not much is known, save that the General takes a dim view of the outsider class know as the scally.

For those of you wishing to read more on the legend of Glossop, visit www.glossop.com, if indeed such a place even exists...

Columbus: "Not finding Glossop makes my life incomplete. You can have America, for only finding Glossop can save my soul."

by Lieutenant Dan February 26, 2004

Glossing the Radiator

A phrase used by Squeeth, a regular poster on the IMDB forums, meaning that he was having a wank.

I was glossing the radiator in the hall.

by Governor Frontbottom April 24, 2009

glossopdale

The biggest fuckin shit hole of a school the worlds ever seen. The teachers are full of shit, the lessons are full of shit, but most importantly, the students are full of shit. On the off-chance you see GCC, get out, before the inbred students make you.

"My schools so shit, it might as well be glossopdale"
"Aye bro it's not that bad, it can't be"

by Manchesterlalalala June 15, 2017

P.A.G (Pulling a Glossing)

When a person walks away or joins late during the course of a drinking game or drinking.

"Did you just get here we already started a drinking game? P.A.G (Pulling a Glossing)

by VAkillman April 15, 2021

Glossing

The act of passionately stroking an object or being up to two times. Can only be suductive or friendly, eye contact and language determine the difference. No more them two strokes or it would be referred to as "petting."

Would you stop glossing my pillow, your hands are filthy.

by ThePhysicists June 2, 2015