Glorious Purpose

Something that Loki Laufeyson is burdened with.

“I am burdened with glorious purpose.”

-Loki Laufeyson of Asgard

by Kacchan_420_277 January 2, 2020

Glorious Disaster

An event so heinously appealing it captivates all spectators despite the horrible and often graphic nature of it. This term is most commonly used in reference to butchering a date or 1st time sex.

Vinny: “We’re bringing Kristopher to the movies with us Friday to see Cloverfield”
Brian: “The new kid with the alligator skin shoes, a lisp, and a 1970’s haircut?”
Vinny: “Yeah”
Brian: “Wow I can’t wait to watch this Glorious Disaster unfold”

by VINAPBC24 June 4, 2008

glorious mess

n.
A sketchaphonic state of euphoria resulting from insane amounts of partying which usually sets in after an individual has been awake for over a day, but only after said individual realizes and accepts the unfathomable state of chaos which he/she now calls life.

Q: Hey dude, you alright?
A: Ya man, no worries. I’m a glorious mess.

by SKETCH.co September 19, 2005

Glorious Human

The one and only: Tim (@irvnstark), CEO of Heller Daily News and beloved Heller.

Wow, Tim truly is a glorious human and a gift to the fandom.

by ayyoyupthatsme July 16, 2021

glorious charge

A charge against an enemy army that out numbers you 1 to 5

General: Charge!!!
Soldier: were doing a glorious charge?
General (while running): yes!
*All the soldiers charging were hit by bullets*

by oscarnout July 17, 2016

Glorious S

she is my most beautiful girlfriend, cute and very caring. i can‘t even say a word because she means too much to my life to be more enthusiastic about living the day with her encouraging words, the point is i‘m writing this with a sincere heart and without coercion of feelings with her, i love her <3

ily glorious S

by Bluenemy April 29, 2022

glorious tickle

When you rub a girls pussy, politely.

The boy glorious tickled the girl who later thanked him with a kiss.

by Consicle November 29, 2014