Glizzards

Glizzards is another word for fat rolls on your body.
My husband just came out with it one day, & we found it so funny we now use it all the time.
Our plan is to make it a word used all over the world!!!
Look at that girl over there in that tight top. You can see all her glizzards!!
by Pookiedoodle July 14, 2006
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Glizzard Wizard

A black arts master whose sole purpose is to taste all glizzys throughout the galaxy….. not just the food kind either.
Mike: “Man since when did Winston become a glizzard wizard?”

Marcus: “He’s been that way since we were kids!”
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Glizzard of OZ

The Glizzard of Oz is anyone who hides behind a curtain or leaves the room to eat cocktail weiners, extra points if they reply "What? or Nothing!" in a disembodied voice when asked what they are doing.
Glenda is pulling a Glizzard of OZ in the kitchen... Watch this, "Hey Glenda"... "What?" (with a mouthful of something.)
by GillilyPad July 13, 2022
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Glizzard Wizard

The term Glizzard Wizard refers to people who eat food sideways. These foods are supposed to be eaten front to back, such as a burrito, banana or hot dog. Not to be confused with a Glizzy Gladiator, who specifically eats hot dogs sideways.
Did you see how Justin Bieber ate that burrito? I bet he does it with hot dogs and bananas too.

Yeh man, he's definitely a Glizzard Wizard.
by Cybershot24 July 24, 2020
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Dizzy glizzard

When your super hammered but still need to perform for your man
The pink Whitney hit weird after the captain Morgan but I had to give him a dizzy glizzard
by Beeeeeaaaach December 30, 2020
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Glizzard of 77

A mythological reference to the midwest's biggest snowstorm that happened in 1977. The denotation alludes to a great and powerful event used as a metaphor. The "Glizzard of 77" represents someone taking more "glizzies" than you can mentally process, the sheer amount causes awe and wonder and leaves a timestamp in your soul that can only be referenced as the "Glizzard of 77"
Jesus, it was like the Glizzard of 77 on Saturday! I have never seen anyone take more glizzies in one turn than Karen did!
by GillilyPad July 21, 2022
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glizzard

A glizzy covered in so much ketchup it can be placed in a bun and inverted without falling out.
A recent study from Northwestern University indicates strong connection between regular glizzard consumption and being a BAMF.
by gav_holibae November 19, 2020
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