tommy gleeson

what a legend. awesome, best thing ever, even better than sliced bread

"oi hear about tommy gleeson on the weekend?"
"nah what about him?"
"kicked 15 goals and took 70 marks."
"oh what a legend!"

by liam beale October 14, 2008

Gleeson

(n) 1. The act of repeatedly cranking one's tallywhacker until it produces large quantities of gleeson juice (spermatic fluid.)

(v) Repeatedly cranking one's tallywhacker until it produces large quantities of spermatic fluid.

"Did you hear the janitor gleesoned everywhere yesterday?"
"WHAT!!??"
"He had to clean it all up and then got fired"

by crispywolf April 24, 2025

Gleeson juice

Spermatic fluid, Semen, Cum, jizz, etc.

"how did you missus die"
"oh sure she died from drowning in my gleeson juice"

by crispywolf April 24, 2025

matthew gleeson

A really nice guy who was skinny, weak and a gamer, is now a really nice, smart, determined hot dude and loves his sports.

That guy is such a Matthew Gleeson.
Matthew Gleeson is the nicest guy ever.

by Drtustdyj September 15, 2017

Shay Gleeson

When you’re balls are 3.4x the size of your dick

I’ve got a real Shay Gleeson in my pants

by DarraghBruv March 4, 2024

Dirty Gleesoner

A dirty Gleesoner is the act of walking into the middle of a classroom during a test and gleesoning everywhere until the walls are covered with gleeson juice

"Bro, why were you in the principal's office yesterday?"
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"Did you not hear? I pulled a dirty gleesoner yesterday."

by crispywolf April 24, 2025

Gleesoner

A person addicted to gleesoning

"Did you hear old Toby's a gleesoner?"

"Really?"

"I always expected him, honestly."

by crispywolf April 24, 2025