The process of sounding another man while he is urinating with a bendy straw, (preferably a McDonald's straw) and slurping it all out.
Aw man, me and Jamarkounwious really REALLY wanted to go gelching, but we didn't have the legal qualifications for it.
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Get the Gelching mug.When a man sticks his penis in his own anus and clenches his buttocks to grow the size of his penis. Similar to jelqing but a handless experience.
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