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Glazed Pussy

When you nut in a squeeze bottle and use it as frosting for your lover's genitals
"Man I had the best sex with my girlfriend last night. I gave her a Glazed Pussy!"
by PaleRiderr July 18, 2020
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Glazed donut

It's a fucking donut with glaze on it you nasty fucks.
"Hey can I have a donut with glaze on it?"
"Do you mean a glazed donut?"
by LitnessFitness5 July 25, 2016
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Glazed Helmet

When dragging your cock out of a chick you've been long-dickin for an hour your cock/helmet is power smudged with pussy cum. Your dome-piece looks like a "glazed helmet."
Man, I was bare backin the shit out of this hose hound and couldn't cum. I finally pulled out my glazed helmet and said sorry, I can't cum, where's your shower, I have to rinse off this glazed helmet!
by RZdonks December 29, 2009
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Glaze of Glory

An abruptly interrupted session at the Glory Hole... where the final load is unexpectedly blown to the face of the impatient intruder, resulting in a glazed facial sheen that locks the eyebrows into a shocker
Sam had no idea his time in the booth had expired, and in his shocked state, delivered a Glaze of Glory on his unwitting recipient
by BobbyScott August 19, 2018
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glazed nuts

when two men are entering a woman in the act of a three-way when the top guy pulls out and cums on the lower man's applebag.
we were tag teaming some girl last night when my buddy pulled out and gave me glazed nuts.
by The Gash Mangler February 12, 2009
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Chocolate glazed timbit

When a black guy nut’s on his balls and a girl sucks the nut off
Biggie cheese: yo she chocolate glazed timbit me last night
by Jean meme lord March 29, 2019
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glazed eyes

When you eyes don't appear to be focused on anything, but rather staring into oblivion. Can be further emphasized if the person has been staring in the same direction long enough that moisture has built up on the eye, causing a slightly more glassy effect.
I was telling him about the new TPS reports this morning, but I feel like he wasn't even listening to me. He had glazed eyes and he didn't appear to be focused on my interesting dialog on TPS reports.
by Bluepanda January 31, 2008
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