glasgow kiss
glasgow kiss by ciaran February 12, 2004
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Glasgow Kiss
A lame ass cover band from Port Clinton, OH. They try to be funny but really aren't. Don't sleep with these guys because rumor around town is that 2 of them have STD's. What else would you expect?
JOE: Yo dude! Glasgow Kiss is playing at Nicks Roadhouse this weekend?
BRAD: They're a bunch of lifers that play cover music at redneck bars. Who cares.
BRAD: They're a bunch of lifers that play cover music at redneck bars. Who cares.
Glasgow Kiss by jack849385 January 2, 2011
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glasgow kiss (AKA Glesga Kiss)
glasgow kiss (AKA Glesga Kiss) by David McQuillan March 28, 2003
glasgow kiss (AKA Glesga Kiss)
The Glesga Kiss.
I remember my first kiss like it wis only yesterday.
An’ I’ve goat the marks across my foreheid jist tae prove it.
It wis in the West End Ballroom, it’s nae longer there they say.
An’ I’m glad the Glesga Cooncil decided tae move it.
There wis this wee blonde wumman, she looked a guid wee dancer.
So I dashed across the flerr at considerable speed.
The wumman saw me comin’, sayin’, ‘here’s that bow-legged chancer.’
An’ she hit me oan the foreheid wi’ her heid.
I cannae remember her name, och! It’s a’ the bloody same.
I’m bein’ hurled aroon’ the Royal oan a barra.
My shirt’s a’ fu’ o’ bleed, wi’ fifteen stitches in my foreheid.
An’ the Doctor says I’ll no’ see for days, because o’ her mascara.
I swore it wid be the last time I’d be goin’ tae the dancin’.
There surely must be a safer way tae carry oan romancin’.
I remember my first kiss like it wis only yesterday.
An’ I’ve goat the marks across my foreheid jist tae prove it.
It wis in the West End Ballroom, it’s nae longer there they say.
An’ I’m glad the Glesga Cooncil decided tae move it.
There wis this wee blonde wumman, she looked a guid wee dancer.
So I dashed across the flerr at considerable speed.
The wumman saw me comin’, sayin’, ‘here’s that bow-legged chancer.’
An’ she hit me oan the foreheid wi’ her heid.
I cannae remember her name, och! It’s a’ the bloody same.
I’m bein’ hurled aroon’ the Royal oan a barra.
My shirt’s a’ fu’ o’ bleed, wi’ fifteen stitches in my foreheid.
An’ the Doctor says I’ll no’ see for days, because o’ her mascara.
I swore it wid be the last time I’d be goin’ tae the dancin’.
There surely must be a safer way tae carry oan romancin’.
glasgow kiss (AKA Glesga Kiss) by joseph sharp January 11, 2004
glasgo kiss
a totally unexpected headbutt to the bridge of the nose, often breaking it leaving the person staggering around dazed holding their bloody nose
"the bitch dumped me and walked away" "oh man! what did you do?" " i turned her back round and gave that Ho the glasgo kiss. " ooooohhhh mannnn Titsss bro that is tits.
glasgo kiss by TitsManJhonny February 24, 2010
glassgow kiss
A fighting move that involves grabbing your opponent by the shoulders and bringing your forehead into their nose, thus breaking it and initiating the fight.
Chris: Dude, John totally kissed Dan glassgow style!
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David: Dude, that guy pisses me off so much, I'm going to give him a glassgow kiss!
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Craig: Dude, he got glassgow kissed!
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David: Dude, that guy pisses me off so much, I'm going to give him a glassgow kiss!
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Craig: Dude, he got glassgow kissed!
glassgow kiss by Shenanigans O. July 7, 2008