Anal Glaucoma

Anal Glaucoma is more like an excuse to get out of work.

boss: hello boss here
employee: yeah i need to call off work today
boss: why?
employee: I have anal glaucoma.
boss:what the heck is that?
employee: i just cant see my ass coming to work today!

by kristi ashe April 26, 2005

Glasgow kiss

A headbutt

“Do yue want to get a Glasgow kiss, *tsk* da fuac I ain’t uglahy ! you are fouckin uglahy€!”

by Hshdbfhfnfbbfby February 2, 2019

glasgow kiss

A headbutt. Within Glasgow itself the term 'Gorbals kiss' is often used, referring to the most dangerous area of Glasgow. It is hypothesised that within Gorbals it is known as a Crown Street kiss; and on Crown Street it is called a Number 73 kiss; and at Number 73 it is known as Steve's kiss. Steve, however, calls it whatever the fuck he wants to.

Love ain't like the movies
it blisters and bruises
and knocks you about with its fists
It Leaves you a wreckage
all postaged and packaged
and sealed with a Glasgow kiss
- Sealed With A Glasgow Kiss, Carter USM.

by J. Z. Knuckles September 1, 2008

Gliscor

A Pokémon introduced in Diamond and Pearl. Gliscor evolves from a Gligar that you give the Razor Fang and level up at night. Gliscor is a Ground and Flying type.

My Gligar evolved into Gliscor last night.

Gliscor used Earthquake!

by VelvetEspeon June 19, 2009

Glasgow

A city of extremes. In one day you can view the original Salvador Dhali Christ painting, spend the afternoon wandering the chic boutiques and vintage shops of the west end and then get chased by neds "doon the gallowgate" and consume more saturated fat in one meal than you ever thought possible.

Glaswegians have a fantastic sense of humour though and are overall extremely friendly and enjoy a bit of banter.

Tourist "I got stabbed by a ned in Glasgow but he gave me directions to the hospital and change for the 38 bus"

by ExtraIce December 8, 2010

Glasson

The biggest maverick in all of the world. Most likely the beastliest beast of all the beasts. No women can resist his abnormally large biseps. Lets just say that any opponent that wishes to fuck with the glasson is no match for his manly qualities.

Girl 1: Oh look! Its Glasson!
girl 2: Hes way out of our league..
girl 1: Yeah if only i could get with a guy like glasson!
girl 2: yeah! we wish...

by 420slayer July 1, 2017

anal-glaucoma

another word for taking a sick day from work or school when you really aren't sick

I called work and took an anal-glaucoma day. I'm still hung over from last night.

I took an anal-glaucoma day from school. I just could not see my ass anywhere but home today.

by Raina Thomas December 14, 2008