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Jizz Gizzard

The act of ejaculating on a woman's neck, preferably a woman who has alot of fat flabby skin, similar to a turkey.
That old wrinkly hag didn't deserve a facial, so I gave her a Jizz Gizzard instead.
by Nilknarf Den February 2, 2006
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Pop a gizzard

A phrase used to describe an action which would negatively stress ones digestive system, so much so, that one wonders if they might have ruptured an internal organ. The "gizzard" being used to describe an organ within ones digestive system (gall bladder, stomach, intestines, bowel, etc). This phrase being most commonly used to refer to something that would result in severe explosive diarrhea or a massive increase in stool output.
Friend 1: "Damn these chocolate covered fiber pellet snacks are tasty!"

Friend 2: "Yo, holy crap, you ate half a box of super fiber pellet snacks! You better slow it down man, otherwise you are bound to pop a gizzard eating all that fiber in one sitting"
by chicosox February 26, 2010
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Net gizzard

A man that goes to the chat room to pick up woman.
Yo Mack is such a net gizzard, he hooked up with four girls in AOL chat.
by BmoreSlim April 12, 2009
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lizard gizzard

When a woman's clitoris is so long that it looks like a lizard's gizzards are hanging from her.
Oh my goodness gracious sweetheart, you have such a long lizard gizzard!
by Cynical Jester November 15, 2017
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King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

Really cool Australian rock band that has already put out 9 full length albums since 2012
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is a great band for anyone interested in some contemporary rock
by Spic Dickuloid March 3, 2017
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Gizzur

A way of saying what, or yes in a questionable manner.
Friend:Hey yo Vinny!

Vinny:Gizzur?
by Vinny Tran September 14, 2007
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Gizzard Gobbler

A person who loves sucking penis to the extent that it's disgusting.
Girl: Omg Have you seen Paris Hilton in that video?

Guy: Oh yeah It was hot, I'd tap that.

Girl: She's such a gizzard gobbler, It gives a bad name for all women.
by c'estunepute! July 22, 2009
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