An eight-story tall crustacean from the paleozoic era. The Girl Scout is commonly seen selling cookies for about treefiddy, or $3.50 to unsuspecting civilians.
Chef's dad:
August, there's a knock on the door. I open it, and there's this cute little girl scout
Chef's mom:
And she was so adorable with the little pig tails and all
Chef's dad:
And she says to me "how would you like to buy some cookies?" And I said "Well, what kind do you have?" She had thin mints, graham crunchy things...
Chef's mom:
Raisin oatmeal
Chef's dad:
Raisin oatmeal, and I said "We'll take a graham crunch. How much will that be?" And she looks at me and she says "I need about treefiddy"
Chef's mom:
Treefiddy
Chef's dad:
Well it was about that time that I notice that girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the palezoic era
August, there's a knock on the door. I open it, and there's this cute little girl scout
Chef's mom:
And she was so adorable with the little pig tails and all
Chef's dad:
And she says to me "how would you like to buy some cookies?" And I said "Well, what kind do you have?" She had thin mints, graham crunchy things...
Chef's mom:
Raisin oatmeal
Chef's dad:
Raisin oatmeal, and I said "We'll take a graham crunch. How much will that be?" And she looks at me and she says "I need about treefiddy"
Chef's mom:
Treefiddy
Chef's dad:
Well it was about that time that I notice that girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the palezoic era
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Why do those little girls make their delicious girl scout cookies so damn tiny and pack 25% of your daily fat into just two of them?
The only possible answer: they are evil.
The only possible answer: they are evil.
by Steve Martin 1202 March 3, 2008
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Friend: Dude can I have some of your Tagalongs?
GSCW (Girl Scout Cookie Whore): No bro.
Friend: But you have like 20 boxes!
GSCW: These are barely gonna last until the season opens up in 39 days, until then get your own damn box!
Friend: Your such a fucking Girl Scout Cookie Whore!
GSCW (Girl Scout Cookie Whore): No bro.
Friend: But you have like 20 boxes!
GSCW: These are barely gonna last until the season opens up in 39 days, until then get your own damn box!
Friend: Your such a fucking Girl Scout Cookie Whore!
by Spinman75 November 9, 2009
Get the Girl Scout Cookie Whore mug.Basically camp, but you take the literal sleeping in tents out of it completely. Usually, there is a fun weekend corresponding to when your troop decides to camp. Otherwise, you just have to deal with sleeping in the same room as about 7-9 other girls from your troop. The activities vary from what camp you go to for the weekend/break, such as canoeing, horseback riding, and fun activities during the themed weekend with about 200 other girls including you.
The only bad part from my memories is that the morning of your departure, you and your troop has to clean EVERYTHING (like the sleeping areas and bathroom) in order to leave.
Basically it’s the camp making you do chores in order to have fun. 10/10 would recommend for spoiled brats.
The only bad part from my memories is that the morning of your departure, you and your troop has to clean EVERYTHING (like the sleeping areas and bathroom) in order to leave.
Basically it’s the camp making you do chores in order to have fun. 10/10 would recommend for spoiled brats.
Ainsley: where are you going for the weekend?
Mia: I’m going to Girl Scout Camp!
Ainsley: ew there’s probably snakes and rats in the bathroom! Last time I went camping, a snake crawled into our dorm and we had to call the ranger to get rid of it!
Mia: O.O
Mia: I’m going to Girl Scout Camp!
Ainsley: ew there’s probably snakes and rats in the bathroom! Last time I went camping, a snake crawled into our dorm and we had to call the ranger to get rid of it!
Mia: O.O
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