when you delete files that you have accidently left on your friends server but dont want them to know what you have done.
Ran: Holy crap my server is tottaly out of space.
Gary: Check again.
Ran: Oh what the?
Gary: yeah don't worry man i just optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage
Gary: Check again.
Ran: Oh what the?
Gary: yeah don't worry man i just optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage
by Lappy mozza January 1, 2009
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A degenerative and chronic illness caused by spending too much time on a computer or gaming console. Extreme caution is encouraged if you come into contact with someone with Gigabytis as it is highly contagious.
Gigabytis consists of four stages, the common symptoms of each stage are outlined below:
1: colds & flues, itching, mild aches and pains, general nuisance to other people
2. Severe susceptibility to haematomas & enlargement of the testicles, however the opposite sex are constantly attracted to a newly formed and somewhat "mutant-like" virility.
3. Hair & memory loss are an unfortunate result of this stage, also commonly called "the gibbon stage" due to the primitive noises one makes when attempting to undertake a particular task.
4. People tend to avoid you, bones in your fingers have a tendency to break, accelerated mental regression, your bowel movements are putrid, and your success with the opposite sex is futile.
Stage four is the final stage before terminal terabytis ensues, which is unfortunately not treatable with western medicine.
It is important to check consult any qualified IT professional about the inherent Gigabytis levels when purchasing a specific computer or gaming device.
Gigabytis is also a sexually transmitted disease, it is advised to exercise multiple methods of contraception when fornicating with a Gigabytis sufferer. If you experience any of the above symptoms please see a medical professional immediately.
Gigabytis consists of four stages, the common symptoms of each stage are outlined below:
1: colds & flues, itching, mild aches and pains, general nuisance to other people
2. Severe susceptibility to haematomas & enlargement of the testicles, however the opposite sex are constantly attracted to a newly formed and somewhat "mutant-like" virility.
3. Hair & memory loss are an unfortunate result of this stage, also commonly called "the gibbon stage" due to the primitive noises one makes when attempting to undertake a particular task.
4. People tend to avoid you, bones in your fingers have a tendency to break, accelerated mental regression, your bowel movements are putrid, and your success with the opposite sex is futile.
Stage four is the final stage before terminal terabytis ensues, which is unfortunately not treatable with western medicine.
It is important to check consult any qualified IT professional about the inherent Gigabytis levels when purchasing a specific computer or gaming device.
Gigabytis is also a sexually transmitted disease, it is advised to exercise multiple methods of contraception when fornicating with a Gigabytis sufferer. If you experience any of the above symptoms please see a medical professional immediately.
Gavin contracted gigabytis after a java, perl and mysql programming marathon. He now lives with his parents, makes stupid noises all the time, and a general pain in the arse. God help him before it’s too late.
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Get the gigabitch mug.A guy (or woman) who is exactly 1,073,741,824 times more of a Bitch than an actual regular bitch. A Gigabitch goes above and beyond with the bitchery, even savvy with the bitchness. It goes around usually mad at the world and even hates oxygen! Salty for no apparent reason type of mf. A Gigabitch will out-maneuver itself to reach new lows. By the time you read this a Gigabitch will have stepped on a ladybug.
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"Man, that fool seen my girl at WalMart and told her he heard I was fuckin her friend. That Gigabitch azz nigga!"
"Burbank cops DEFINE the term Gigabitch! They even arrest cartoons!!"
"Burbank cops DEFINE the term Gigabitch! They even arrest cartoons!!"
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Everyone that has chugged gigabytes successfully are either champin', hunkin', but usually both simultaneously.
Everyone that has chugged gigabytes successfully are either champin', hunkin', but usually both simultaneously.
"When you're the guy who's the kind of guy that loves to be inside the Web, and doesn't take crap from anything unless it's the splash of a cyberwave, then you're chuggin gigabytes."
"Too much chuggin' for one champin' player! Require more giga RAM!"
"Too much chuggin' for one champin' player! Require more giga RAM!"
by Dirtwhistle October 12, 2013
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