gifty 

is when you are feeling kind and want to give lots of gifts

hey, Joe. I'm feeling gifty. would you like a gift?

gifty by mariotimexx December 21, 2022

[gifty]

A wierdo, a spaz, a wonderfully crazy nut with a personality flashier and brighter than a multicoloured disco ball. Usually relates best to other gifties. Refers to most, but not all, students in gifted classes. In rare instances, students who are not in gifted classes may also be called gifties if they fit the personality requirements described above.

"What a bunch of wierdos."
"What? It's just that gifty and his friends."

[gifty] by Spaztron January 26, 2009

gifty friend 

a person invited to parties just for their gifts; could be a great gift giver

We need a list for the baby shower. Lets make a list of your gifty friends. Babies need a lot of stuff.

gifty friend by Catza September 21, 2011

gifted kid burnout 

when children who were once considered the "gifted" or "smart" kids in class grow up to underperform academically and (likely) socially. the kid who actually liked doing homework and got all A's when they were nine but by sixteen aren't doing well in school and often feel crushing disappointment at the loss of approval teachers and parents once gave them. often have problems socializing, have poor mental health, and resort to drinking/drugs/other forms of escapism. usually really smart, but still do poorly/average in school.

amanda: didn't you used to get straight A's? what happened?

angela: i started underperforming and because my entire self-esteem rested on my grades so now i have no idea what to do lol anyway now i'm a gifted kid burnout

gifted kid burnout by giftedkidburnout January 12, 2018

Homer Gift 

A gift that is actually intended for the person giving rather than the supposed recipient. Based on Homer's gift to Marge of a bowling ball (with his name engraved on it) in the Simpson's episode "Life on the Fast Lane."

Bob: “She got me a gym membership for my birthday.”

Doug: “That is such a Homer Gift. She is tired of being seen in public with your tubby ass!”

Homer Gift by El J May 3, 2007

thoughtless gifter 

Someone that gives gifts without putting any thinking into it.

Shoppers overheard a rude thoughtless gifter say," They get whatever I buy them, their lucky they're getting anything."

thoughtless gifter by jpg3 December 20, 2014

Mastering the gift 

Female masturbation

Her room mate unexpectedly walked in while she was furiously mastering the gift!

Mastering the gift by GAM Brian September 9, 2016