gurfij

anything you want it to mean

person 1: dude, snooki's so hot

person 2:that's a load of gurfij (bullshit)

by gurfij November 15, 2011

Gurf

a noise one makes to fill any silence. Use when you think is needed.

Ugh... Gurf.

"Whatcha feelin'? "
"Gurf"

by PrdflS8n October 27, 2020

gurf job

When a girl with french braids gives you head while hanging upside down from a shower rod. AKA gurf or GJ. The word orginated in Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin.

1. Jake- Last night i totally got a gurf job from this girl.
Elliott- No way, thats awesome

2. Casey- C'mon baby give me a gurf job.
Shaniquia- Hell no, i ain't russian, i'm black, i can't bend like that.

by Wiz Kollifa June 7, 2009

Guurf

a big manly man that is very manly and also a man is a big man also did I mention they are big and manly and manly and have muscles that are big, big muscles on this man oh yeah big muscly manly muscle man mhm mum big man with big man muscles on a man, yup.
That is Guurf.

Person: wow, look at those big manly muscles on such a big manly man that is big and a man and has muscles and is big with the big muscles and is a big man!
Guurf: yes

by Guurf June 22, 2021

Ghurkin Shlanger

Hardest cunts out there they originate from the bra and creator of bra boys. Known to run a muck down at the 35, not a group too fuck with.

Converstaion :

"Want to go down to maroubra"

"nah the Ghurkin Shlangers are throwing dog shit on fire at people"

by Bellamy Craig August 21, 2023

Glurf

The Process of pooping and peeing simultaneously; Often hated by Koreans who don't get their Chinese food cooked right.

I glurf all over the floor when I am excited.

by Glurft March 24, 2010

gurffle

noun. One who breaks wind in a bath tub and then bites the bubbles.

"That gurffle in the jacuzzi over there looks like he's bobbing for apples!"

by Rea Dintsu April 2, 2010