guermonprez

A masculine individual who can pull no females and has a strange affection for cheese.

He's such a guermonprez: he repelled all the girls!

by tjeff988 April 19, 2022

Gherkins

Gherkins are little green pickles that a kid eats… they come in all different kinds of gherkins like sweet baby gherkins,salty baby gherkins,and sour baby gherkins Kelley loves these gherkins

I just bought me some deep fried gherkins at ur local supermarket

by Religious nun March 22, 2017

guerilla farmer

A person who cultivates crops on another person's (or unclaimed / disused) land in a clandestine fashion. The crop is invariably cannabis.

Warwick's guerilla farmers put the patch of land next to the railway track to particularly profitable use every year and help keep everyone happy.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

Guermazi

an adjective given to someone who has an extremely low IQ

john: Do you know that Tim failed his Twelfth grade 9 times?
Matt: he is definitely a Guermazi

by souhailshiv December 8, 2021

Jerkin your Gherkin

Slang term for mastrubation

stop jerkin your gherkin!!

by itzadolfin!! June 11, 2011

jerkin the gherkin

A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.

"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".

by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004

Guerdan

A pre-Democratic scholar-warrior class originating in the Austro-Germanic hinterlands. Generally defined by strikingly good looks, great strength and longevity, and a keen intellect. Ruled many empires from mercantile to defence.

"The Guerdans ruled the land for many generations."

by abnrgr February 3, 2010