goozer

That fleshy wormlike hanger on (appendage) in the back of your throat. Commonly known as the uvula to the educated classes. The ignant classes consider it a target for skeet shootin'!

1. Whoa Delbert! If you make her deep-throat that thing you'll knock her goozer plum loose.
2. Damn, after all that boozin last night my goozer feels like a jelly bean stuck in my throat.

by Push'dwood Pete April 24, 2007

Gozer

A hot woman, usually a stripper, who ends up being a crazy psychotic bitch. From the movie Ghostbusters, Gozer the Gozerian was an evil shapes-shifter that showed up as a sexy, scantilly clad woman.

A guy may want to date a woman he's met, and his friend will warn him "Watch out, she's a Gozer."

by MyCatsBreath August 23, 2011

Goozer

A gay man that leeks semen from his ass after a gangbang

Damn goozer left a snail trail all the way too the bathroom

by BlunT IT! March 14, 2019

Gozer the Gozarian

To shoot your load all over her body; face, hair, tits, stomach so that it looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow man exploded on her.

Dude, kleenex wasn't enough! I went Gozer the Gozarian on that bitch!

by Big Choker August 23, 2011

Gozer

Bursting out the rear window of your vehicle by closing the hatch while a piece of outdoor equipment is still in the threshold

Damn I almost pulled a Gozer when I loaded that pressure washer.

by Chevyguy20015 February 21, 2019

goozer

male sex organ commonly referred to as the penis

"He has a big goozer!"

by Goozer Man June 28, 2007

goozerb

A corny bitch ass gay faggot noob. The meanest insult ever devised by man.

Yo man check out that fucking gay ass goozerb.

by 1337 MaStEr February 5, 2005