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Ghost Butter

Sticks of butter left behind at locations believed to be haunted or inhabited by a spiritual entity; The most horrifying and ghastly form of paranormal residue or remain; Recognized only by the upper echelon of spiritual troubadours; Most commonly known seen as butter covered in sugar.

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As I entered the crypt, and came face to face with the most horrifying, ghoulish, dark figure I have ever contacted in all my years of paranormal contact, I looked down and noticed I was knee deep in ghost butter.
by Dr. Knorben Knuben January 1, 2008
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Ghost Butter

When you cum on an Ouija board and make someone use and they get cum on their hands.
Bro you got ghost butter all over my hands
by The butter man January 14, 2020
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ghost buttocks

When a man/woman had been sitting on the toilet seat for a period of time and have warmed the toilet up. Then someone else comes along and sits in the the pre-warmed seat
I don't know who was in the toilet last, but I experienced some quite bad ghost buttocks.
by Savagesaville69 April 19, 2017
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Ghost butthole grabber

When you stealthily swim up on someone in the pool and you poke them in the butthole and then say "ghost butthole grabber... yeahhh"
I just got poked by that "ghost butthole grabber"
by Hizzlebadizzle March 31, 2022
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Ghost Butter Churner

One man holding a second man’s penis, while a third grasps firmly the first man’s hand creating motion with the first man’s hand.
Rudy really enjoyed Christian’s firm grip from Keith during the Ghost butter churner.
by Cumguzzler92648 April 24, 2024
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home button ghost

n. A ghost that lives in every iPhone. The ghost is haunting you when you click the iPhone home button once and it clicks twice instead, opening the multitasking bar
(shows friend multitasking bar) Dude, look, there's a home button ghost in this thing!
by joedizzle March 11, 2015
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Double Ghostbuster

The double ghostbuster is the pinnacle of shitting achievements in which an individual manages two highly difficult elements (or ghostbusters) in one sitting.

A single ghostbuster is when one takes a dump only to discover on inspection that there is nothing in the toilet. Where is it? Straight down the U-bend? Who knows.

Another type of ghostbuster is where one takes a dump, wipes his arse and on expection finds the paper contains no evidence a shit ever took place. A clean break, so to speak.

A Double Ghostbuster, then, is the seemingly impossible combination of both occurances outlined above.
Winston: Ray, Ray, I've just done a Double Ghostbuster!!
Ray: Yeah right, whatever
Winston: It's true Ray. It was clean as a whistle!
Egon: It's statistically 1 in 14 million to pull off a double but it can be done.
Winston and Ray: F*ck off Egon
by Regislow April 3, 2008
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