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geyser

1) A faggoty mis-pronounciation of geezer. Maily used by people who fake a cockney accent.

2) A naturally occuring hole in the ground from which steam is released
"Ouh yeas, I'm a real cukny geyser"
by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004
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geyser by mitski is amazing
by hinatsurusbitch November 14, 2022
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Geyser

An informal or euphemism geography term for a vagina
What’s that smell, Oh that’s probably lily’s geyser

Stop watching nude pictures of ladies showing off their geysers on the Internet
by Lily’ bam bam December 23, 2023
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Geyser Plugging

Exactly like "prairie dogging" except for diahrrea. It is when you are holding in a violent case of the diahrrea shits, kind of like plugging a geyser.
Holy shit I am geyser plugging so badly right now, I need to get to a bathroom ASAP.
by Preston J. Smith October 8, 2014
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Geyser Supriser

While a dude is getting a blumpkin, he drops a turd and leans back so the splash hits the blumpkiner and they get a brown splash in the face.
I gave Sasha the ol' geyser supriser last night, she didn't see it coming. Now her breath smells like my doo.
by King Geyser February 20, 2010
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geyser under pressure

The act of urinating while your penis is fully erect, referred to also as Mount St. Urin, Morning wood surprise, or uncorking the yellow.
Dude, I woke up this morning at full mast and unleashed one helluva geyser under pressure
by Wetbackeralamo69 May 13, 2015
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Geyser Gals

When two female friends or two females in general have sex with the same guy. female version of Eskimo brothers
Oh yeah she fucked my man I guess we are geyser gals now
by The riddler96 November 15, 2021
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