Getting Some Wipes

The act of cleaning ones own spunken off the seats of their parents Qashqai

I just had a hot affair with my hand and now I’m getting some wipes

by The Crimson Commodore April 4, 2021

Getting Some Fat

To have sex with a fat chick. Typically something a feeder says about his gainer.

Ahh man. I was up late getting some fat. But she smelled something fierce.

by CptCrunk August 24, 2011

getting some change

Jackin' off

"Where's Robert? He was supposed to be here at 9."

"Probably getting some change"

by mcswaggerr November 25, 2016

Getting some on the side

when a dude fucks a woman, or another dude, in their colostomy hole.

"when she got out of the hospital after the accident nothing was open for business below her waist, she had a colostomy"

"that must be awful."

"yah, he fucks the hole"

"nice, getting some on the side"

by Louie Cipher December 17, 2011

Getting some bread

When someone stands up and walks over to the adult table to retrieve a pita/sour dough/nan/bagel and or any other bread varieties , thus they are “getting some bread”

Im am gonna go getting some bread

by Cohen Coolstra June 23, 2023

Gettin' Some Ted

Arriving on the green in regulation of any given hole while playing golf. Evolved from 'being on the dance floor,' to 'you're dancin,' to 'you're Ted Dansen,' to 'Gettin' gettin' some Ted!' Best used in team play to inform your partner of your status, works best when money is invloved, and when sung to the harmony of the song "Gettin' Some (Head)" by artist Shawnna.

On a Par 5, you're partner is only within shouting distance of you. Your third shot sticks on the green, awarding you a point in your bet with the other team. You proclaim that you are 'Gettin' some Ted' while you dance around your opponent, and loud enough so your teammate in the other cart can engage in the same behavior, demoralizing your opponents.

by The Bromissioner March 3, 2010

Getting something published on Urban dictionary

A metaphor for a near impossible task

Phool: "That test is 20 pages long and I got ten minutes to do it!"
Ramroaster: "So that's a 'getting something published on Urban dictionary' situation?"
Phool: "Yep."

by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity August 16, 2019