Gert

A greeting, often used in place of "hello" or "hey." This word can be used to greet nearly anyone. For instance, in the song "I'm Goin' In" by Lil Wayne, Drake, and Young Jeezy, the line "Hello motherfucker, hey, hi, how you doin'?" can be replaced with the line "Gert motherfucker, gert, gert, how you doin'?"

"Gert, Mr. President."
*Ring *ring, *ring *ring...."Gert?"

by baitcpitewailhmta August 31, 2010

Gert

Adjective/ The feeling of accomplishment, happiness, often used with accordance to bert and mert.

Origins : Canada, Ms Tanino's Class

Synonym: Wonderful Funderful Orgasm
Antonym: Bert

Used In reference Of Frankenstein, Bert and Mert

Aman: This Book Id Gert
Avi: What Book
Aman: Frankenstien
Aaron: Its Mert
Avi: Its Bert
Aman Gert
Aaron: Mert
Avi: Bert

by Applebutta October 19, 2010

Gert

a cat's anus

-dude look at my cat's fuckin gert
-swaaaat

by golden bear September 18, 2003

Gert

A grenade, especially one used in a video game

Damn... son, I just got gerted!

by Crapshooter August 5, 2003

Gert

"Gert" is another way to express hatred without using foul language such as: bitch, cunt, whore, slut, skeeze, etc.

She is such a gert.

by A&A Word January 22, 2011

Gerte

A gay date.

Hey man, wanna go on a gerte?

by Kerpo May 19, 2021

gerting

The act of getting drunk and pissing off everyone around you, then burning a house down and riding a dirt bike.

A friend of mine got in trouble for gerting all the time.

by Jay Hey April 9, 2014