A greeting, often used in place of "hello" or "hey." This word can be used to greet nearly anyone. For instance, in the song "I'm Goin' In" by Lil Wayne, Drake, and Young Jeezy, the line "Hello motherfucker, hey, hi, how you doin'?" can be replaced with the line "Gert motherfucker, gert, gert, how you doin'?"
by baitcpitewailhmta August 30, 2010
Get the Gertmug. Adjective/ The feeling of accomplishment, happiness, often used with accordance to bert and mert.
Origins : Canada, Ms Tanino's Class
Synonym: Wonderful Funderful Orgasm
Antonym: Bert
Used In reference Of Frankenstein, Bert and Mert
Origins : Canada, Ms Tanino's Class
Synonym: Wonderful Funderful Orgasm
Antonym: Bert
Used In reference Of Frankenstein, Bert and Mert
Aman: This Book Id Gert
Avi: What Book
Aman: Frankenstien
Aaron: Its Mert
Avi: Its Bert
Aman Gert
Aaron: Mert
Avi: Bert
Avi: What Book
Aman: Frankenstien
Aaron: Its Mert
Avi: Its Bert
Aman Gert
Aaron: Mert
Avi: Bert
by Applebutta October 21, 2010
Get the Gertmug. 
by Crapshooter August 5, 2003
Get the Gertmug. "Gert" is another way to express hatred without using foul language such as: bitch, cunt, whore, slut, skeeze, etc.
She is such a gert.
by A&A Word January 22, 2011
Get the Gertmug. 
The act of getting drunk and pissing off everyone around you, then burning a house down and riding a dirt bike.
by Jay Hey May 20, 2014
Get the gertingmug.