gerrit

The act of joining a group of people (in the street or at a party) and position yourself within the group in such a way that someone has to stare at your back and you thereby exclude this person from any conversation.

This act is mostly performed by potheads and slightly autistic- or socially inert people.

Dude! Go stand somewhere else you're totally gerritting me!

Look at that girl, she's totally gerritting the other guy. I guess she didn't like it that he couldn't hold his bart..

person 1: What did Kay say about it?
person 2: I dont know, I was unable to finish my story 'cause Florian totally gerritted me with his fat body and started telling Bart about his poop in the fridge..
person 1: Lame...

by barting fag with a huge jort October 27, 2010

Gerrit

A very cool name attached to an even cooler person. A type of person usually found at a hippie hostel while traveling around the world, surrounded by tons of girls drooling over him. They typically study something impressive and humanitarianly oriented, like Medicine, and they live abroad pursuing their dream. Gerrits are sexy heartbreakers, so attractive and manly they will melt your panties. But they are so much more than just hotties, they are incredibly smart and profound, committed to the world and the people they choose to be in their lives. They are honest, ambitious, open-minded and have great ethics. They are eager to try new things, explore, grow and improve themselves. They are amazingly loyal friends, always there for you before you even ask for it, and just fun to be around. Romantically, they will simply rock your world. They are rare to find and hard to catch so lock them down while you can! In general, they are the kind of people that just change your life for good.

Anna: Were you at that dnb festival last weekend?
Lisa: Omg yes! Met this super hot German guy, named Gerrit. I kept hitting on him but he didn't even realize. So cute!!

by Tera21 December 9, 2016

gerritsen beach

Gerritsen beach is a little community in the most southern part of brooklyn and its the only place in New York where there is more alcoholics than there are girls and you can find people partying everywhere if its in the bantry ,the dockside, The Tamaqua, Jims Marine in aka Jims ma, the park, and even in the weeds. Then when theres a keg party the age of drunk people goes from 11-23. When its time to buy beer its a rush to the chinese store on the corner to buy as much beer as u can. When u kill all your beers its time to go to the bantry and waste $100 on beer n liquor. When thats all done that is when shit goes down for example beating up three black kids from another neighbor hood.

gerritsen beach for life summa 06 at the spot i will neva forget it

by ppatty cakes September 6, 2006

gerritsen beach

One of the few places in metropolitan New York where inbreeding isn't frowned upon. FAS and other infant alcohol related symptoms run rampant in this area as well.

Stay away from Gerritsen Beach Bobby, you don't want to associate yourself with those characters.

by Marty Eats Nails for Breakfast July 9, 2009

gerrish

Another word for homosexual.

A person who thinks there shit doesn't smell.

And ussually a person who enjoys other men's penises.

Who thinks they can do anything they want, and has a bad voice.

Regular guy: Dude what are you doing
Gerrish: I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT
Regular guy: Fag...
Regular Guy 2: Yeah he's a gerrish
Regular Guy: oh, now i understand.

by Jess Andrews August 8, 2006

gerrias

is an arabic name and has been blessed with having the biggest dick and inserts in girls and goes in raw as he doesn't really care

Here’s your baby!

Wow My baby must be blessed with having a Gerrias!

by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 10, 2018

gerretsen

Opening your mouth without thinking and making a strong argument against your own position will now be known as a 'gerretsen'.

Accidentally making a strong argument for your position when you are completely uninformed will now be known as a 'reverse gerretsen'.

I was trying to explain why failing math was the teacher's fault and not mine, but I pulled a complete gerretsen. Now I'm grounded for like a month.

by Political Orphan March 2, 2023