Horsham Hand Gernade

When you are fisting a girl's asshole and you pull your hand out with a turd and when opening your fist it explodes in your hand (blowing up like a gernade).

I was pleasuring my girlfriend's butthole when I pulled out my hand and the Horsham hand gernade went off.

by T-money Millionaire January 9, 2009

Gernade

something the people on jersey shore say a lot. it means a fat-ass ugly girll

don't let thh gernade blow up near yhu bro!

by iluvyhu December 21, 2010

dirty gernade

when your geting a blow job and in the middle of it you turn around and shit in her face

i totaly gave her a dirty gernade last night!

by TARDKARTMAN October 24, 2008

Herpe Gernade

A friend of yours who has the herp who will give it to people you sugest.

I'm lookin for some on to throw the Herpe Gernade at.

by omega123180 February 26, 2010

Irish Hand Gernade

When a girl sucks you off and you bust a load in your hand while she closes her eyes in anticipation for the money shot. You then hold up your hand and count to 3... On 3, you slam her in the forehead with your hand, delivering a custard facial. This often leads to the Zombie.

the little fuck who thought it was cool to steal my word is gonna get an irish hand gernade in his face.

by KevinOD November 3, 2006

Gernader

When a attractive female has a ugly looking friend that is kinda like her gardian like the gernader is the mom of the girl and the girl is mama's little cub and prevents the attractive looking girl from getting action with a male

John: Holy shit look at that babe

Blake: Yeah but look the the right of her

John: Oh shit looks like were not getting any of that tonight we got a gernader on our hands

by TheReallyRasistGuy July 20, 2010

Gernade Launcher

This is what happens when someone is trying to explain a "grenade launcher" And fails

"I have a gernade launcher" Others: "don't you mean grenade launcher?"

by Elite_winner June 4, 2018