Gerk

Secret society formed in the fall of 1971. It's sole purpose is to manipulate, and antagonize the human race. Heavily involved in advanced mind control techniques, the society molds political climates from an invisible distance. Induction into the organization is performed through a ritualistic ceremony known as "The De-warting".

Members, sometimes referred to as gerks, are scattered throughout the world. Their careers vary amongst the group, but most assume low-profile occupations as cover, and to avoid unnecessary attention to the society.

This has to be the workings of a Gerk conspiracy. No human could pull this crap off, and get away with it.

by Az45 July 29, 2006

Gerk

Admin of Pwninator.com.

I thought Gerk got banned from the Interweb.

by Gerk January 2, 2004

Gerk

To suck on a dick or when a bitch gives you head.

Yo this bitch gerked my dick the other day.

by TotemPole July 1, 2004

Gerk

to throw up

Stanley was in the bathroom, Gerking up something he ate last night.

by anonymous January 5, 2004

Gerk

inventor of the word pwn, actually created by a typographical error on the DDRFreak Forums. it has turned into a widely used term all across the vast internet.

that guy gerk, he uses "pwned" too much.

by Inzuma January 5, 2004

Gerk

One of Resuri-chan's three older brothers.

See Also: Jin & Kiyoshi

I didn't know that Gerk had a younger sisiter that looked nothing like him.

by Pyro January 7, 2004

Gerk

Possessor of thing thing.

I thought he was the Gerk.

by The Game II January 3, 2004