geriatrism

When old people use words that aren't real words, but they're too old to remember or care that they're not real words.

Using "d'ruther" in place of "would rather" is a geriatrism.

by Nate Bodine December 27, 2007

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Geriatrophile

The complete opposite of a paedophile. As in one who likes to interfere, fiddle and copulate with old age pensioners.

"I always had my suspicions about Barry, he spends far too much time at the care home....I bet he's one of them twisted geriatrophiles. Fucking perv!"

by gogggg February 6, 2006

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GERIATRIC POLY PROBE

When you take an elderly woman’s false teeth out and stick them in her ass and then you perform anal sex on her.

Yo dude, I picked up this old bitch at Bingo last night. The dumb ho wouldn’t stop talkin’ so I gave her the Geriatric Poly Probe

by DartmouthInDaHouse June 5, 2009

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geriatrocity

The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.

Yo dude, Darryl is turning 40 next year. That's what I call geriatrocity.

by shrimphead February 28, 2009

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Reminiscent of Thumper the rabbit from the Bambi cartoon, it is the practice unique to elderly people in which they quickly tap their foot on the floor several times in rapid succession immediately prior to raising that leg off the floor so that they can quickly slide on that side of their underwear, pajamas, or pants before falling. Contradicting the apparent belief underlying this behavior, studies by gerontologists have concluded that the Geriatric Thumper Dance is mostly ineffective in preventing old folks from losing their balance.

Samantha: "Grandma, how long have you been lying on the floor this time?"

Grandma: "Sweetie, I'm so glad you came along when you did."

Samantha: "Please Grandma. No more Geriatric Thumper Dance, OK?

by Perv Johnson November 24, 2010

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