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Gerking

slapping a woman to orgasm with a pickle.

The pickle must be sliced in order to achieve the best slapping.
Gerk me, Gerk me with your giant pickle!

After gerking for hours, her lips were sore and the room was a mess.
by Blafbatser98 May 13, 2014
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Gerking

The act of massaging oneselves penis.(masturbation)
Josh loves gerking his small cock while whaching pornography.
by coreyb March 23, 2005
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Geringverdiener

It is a German term meaning "low-earner". It basically describes a person that has a usually simple job that does not pay well or is basically poor. Since around 2019 the term has been developed into an insult towards people who don't have money. You may use it towards a person because of a specific situation, in which a person shows behavior of having a low income, or you use it to describe one's general life situation. It is usually meant in a funny way but may also deeply insult a person.
*two friends want to buy beer: Friend 1: "I don't have enough money on me right now so I will only buy the cheap brand like Karlskrone." Friend 2: "Hahah Geringverdiener!"
*guy with a Porsche is annoyed by a cyclist in front of him: Guy: (honking and overtaking him): "out of the way Geringverdiener"
by QApparatQ January 13, 2022
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Knee-gering

(A play on the words Knee and Fingering.)

The act of useing ones knee to rub ones pussy for self pleasure.
Jade: OMG!! last night instead of having sex with me, John started knee-gering me!!

Jill: Sounds like a personal problem.

Jade: -_______-
by DLoDo November 29, 2011
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gerbling

The process of inserting a gerble into a test tube and inserting the test tube into your anus to increase sexual pleasure.
Someone told me this story,
I went down to my apartment building to find it surrounded by police officers, so i went up to one and asked them what was going on, he told me that there were two men upstairs who were gerbling and one got stuck in the man's anus, so they were trying to get him to defecate it out along with the feces.
by Joe Bruce December 18, 2004
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Garbing

When someone does something irrational or unnecessarily annoying to the dismay of all surrounding people
by WeirdPerson746 May 8, 2023
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Garbing the Caramel

Garbing the Caramel is the act of burying one's penis inside of a Hostess cupcake after defecating upon it. Popularized by the fanfiction My Immortal.
Guy one: I love garbing the caramel!

Guy two: I agree completely!!

Snoop garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket.
by Shoopiewaa March 1, 2012
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