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Geritol Generation

Basically it would be the 'older' generation of folks that rely on "Geritol" vitamins to get around and stay healthy. Also known as "Blue Hairs", they can be seen hanging around casino's - usually drunk, reeking of smoke, and screaming at the bands that they are "too loud, turn it down!"
Wow - it looks like the "Geritol Generation: beat us to the free buffet this afternoon!
by ElvisLives1 December 19, 2009
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geritol moment

a moment in time where your brain fades and you cannot remember what you were saying, or cannot recall the meaning of something important. similar to a blond moment, but caused by age rather than hair color. sometimes occurs due to being impaired by weed, alcohol, or meds
me: yo, what was the name of that chick I banged in your parents bed? the hot one with the great titties? shit! what was her name?!
you: damn dude, you having a geritol moment? that was Stacy and she was outrageous!!
by socalratman January 25, 2007
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geritol moment

1) People in their 30's and 40's used to refer to themselves as 'having a geritol moment' after the vitamin supplement marketed to elderly people-implying that one isn't young and stupid, but feeling old and stupid in the face of new and previously unfamiliar developments-like new computers, cellphones, and any other new realities...we should re-popularize the 'geritol moment' phrase...as it may catch on with even much younger people in the future when new major technological developments will begin emerge around the world every 72 hours...I wasn't the first person under 50 to have a 'geritol moment' and I'm sure I won't be the last to feel confounded, confused, and exhausted, in this rather perplexing day and age of rapidly changing trends and quickly emerging developments.

2) It could also be used to refer to how one functions without an enabling object, such as not recognizing a friend on the street or being able to read a text-message without contact lenses or glasses.

3) And by now we can also refer to our older smart-tech devices as having geritol moments of their own when they become worn out or when their batteries are losing power.
1) "This new cellphone (or TV, entertainment system, computer, programing language, slang phrase, text-spelling, tax-form, air conditioner, car, website, workplace policy, daylight savings time, jet-lag, weapons system...etc) is so complicated and unfamiliar to me that I've been having alot of geritol moments with it this past week...it's confusing and exhausting."

2) "Sorry I didn't wave hello to you the other day, it's always a geritol moment when I'm not wearing my contact lenses. I didn't recognize alot of people at first that day."

3) "My computer was having one geritol moment too many and I had to get a new one-so now I'm having the geritol moments trying to get used to this new computer."
by The Ancient Web-Mariner March 24, 2010
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geritolicious

adj. Used to describe a food or beverage that is delicious to old people.
Mmm.... this prune juice is geritolicious!
by Anonymous July 3, 2003
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geritol block

When one or more old people push a shopping cart in your way at a grocery store blocking you from passing.
I almost made it to the milk but I was geritol blocked by grandma.
by scotti foxx August 25, 2010
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gratol

The definition of Gratol is a Asian last name originated from the Philippines. The name Julia Gratol is very common. If you meet Julia Gratol you must give her 1 million dollars.
Jullia Gratol must dab on the haters because they are super racist about her Asian last name.
by Ching Chow Chang May 4, 2018
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