geppettoed

To be eaten by a whale.

Where's Mark? Dude, he totally just got geppettoed by that killer whale! :O

by AphroPanda June 10, 2016

Geppetophile

A lonely old man who gets wood from little boys, turning them back into soft flesh after having his joy with them.

I think that guy down the street is a geppetophile. Keep our son away!

by A White June 15, 2006

Michael Goppert

A silly little jew that enjoys shitty BTEC games such as Warframe and Islands of Nyne. You never really know whats coming next with this sneaky little devil, and you don't really care to know. Hes a big hand full to cut it short.

"Sandras boyfriend is a complete knob that likes those shitty valve games, and pestering people?!? What a Michael Goppert."

by HexyBoii July 28, 2018

Geppettophile

A person who has a sexual attraction to puppets

Puppets shouldn't go out after dark for fear of lurking geppettophiles.

by Burr (Steakface) April 12, 2021

Geppettophile

Someone who is a closet pedophile who takes their tendencies out on little wooden dolls like Geppetto from Pinocchio but a little wooden boys innocence is taken

Kid: Mommy, why is that man always in his woodshop groaning and moaning?

Mom: stay away darling he is fucking a little wooden boy wishing he was real, that man is a Geppettophile

by Queefburgler April 29, 2021

Geppetto

Verb. The sexual act of fisting a woman's ass and working her hole like a puppetmaster. When performed by a woman onto a male it is known as a Madame. (She was a puppett in the 70's. Google it.)

Dude, your mom's so freaky she wanted me to geppetto her ass without lube!

by FuntCase and FussyPart October 25, 2010

Geppetto Ghetto

When your hood looks like it was put together like a puppet.

Went to a funeral in Paterson, NJ and realized the it was a Geppetto Ghetto.

by Matt Camein June 14, 2019